12 posts tagged “funny”
I need diversion from my frayed nerves, thoughts, emotions... whatever!
and this is the perfect antidote. Thanks GailT, saw this in your Twitter.
This is what happens when someone breaks a little boy's heart.
Triumph International Japan has launched a 'Husband-hunting Bra' to support women while they look for a partner. It has a countdown clock, showing the marriage deadline set by the wearer, that will stop and play a wedding song when an engagement ring is inserted between the cups.
Who wants?
There's Nino and his cards. There's Andy Lau who even performs magic in his concerts (Wah Jai, did you magic XiangLin to be invisible to the fans at your concert?). There's Jay and his magic that he even dressed up as a magician for his latest album.
And now even Shawn Yue is into magic?
Jay laughed at his good friend Shawn Yue for his kid-like attitude. Whenever (Shawn) learns new magic tricks he shows them off straight away even if he lacks the practise so instead many flaws show through.
I find the story cute, Jay squealing on his friend. I could just imagine Shawn excited over a new magic trick and ends up botching it.
Jay springs a surprise most of the time when it comes to releasing an album. There's no hype that precedes it, which is quite ironic because his album is always awaited by fans and critics (so they would have something to nitpick on obviously) alike. And now I just read he's releasing his new album, Capricorn, next month. Are you joking, Jay?
Meanwhile, Vietnam's deputy prime minister (one of those since it seems they have a lot of DPMs) was so funny when he gave his speech yesterday at the economic forum here in Hanoi. It was just before lunch and BB, in introducing him, said the DPM needs to deliver his speech already because he has to rush to another appointment. Some of the DPMs quotable quotes:
"Don't worry, after this you can eat."
"Investors always complain that our workers are not skilled. I told them, stop complaining! Just help!"
"We have managed to sustain our growth and we are confident to maintain it as long as we have political stability. And I hope that our political stability will be for the next 1,500 years (in short, forever. Ah, communists)."
"We are not so proud that the Vietnamese speak poor English... like me. (He speaks good English by the way)".
I was reading The Star (Malaysia's English paper and our member) this morning and came across this article by Simon Mills that first appeared in The Telegraph. GailT and rainysummer, this is the answer to all your questions about tattoos. The article is funny and so tongue-in-cheek but fans of Angelina Jolie and Victoria Beckham are warned. Oh and of course, tattoo fans too.
After this album drops I'm free from the shackles of Taiwan's record company, contract up, knuckle up, for they don't give a shit about the art of music, love for music. In the words of Homer....Woo Hoo~! -- Wu Jianhao (or Van Ness Wu if you may) on celebrating the release of his latest album, In Between.
I love visiting his blog, he always has something interesting to say. He doesn't do BS. This guy does not care about image or what people think about what he says. It makes me wonder at times if he's the same guy from F4.
And here's another entry that had me ROFL. This one's a real classic.
If it's one thing it's another...
( 繁 | 简 | 日 )I'm at the airport lounge right now waiting for the flight which has been delayed...I pick up the newspaper and what do I see...
"Van Ness Wu gets baptized, and view women as pieces of meat...."
I love when my words get twisted around for all the public to read. Well I guess there's only one thing left for me to say after this very truthful and insightful interview..."Ladies next time you see me...bring honey with you, I like B.L.T.'s with honey." (Breasts, Legs, Thighs)
Lord please bless me with more patience and understanding....sigh*...M.O.G.L.O.M.
I may be a latecomer... judging from the half a million hits she's been getting on youtube (or as her mother says, youchoob). But Christine Gambito is just hilarious! She has been named as Philippine tourism ambassador. This is her youchoob video:
Christine, be sure to wear your hap-e slip!
If you wanna be with Jay, you gotta be like his mom. When asked to describe his ideal partner, he said she must know how to cook and take care of the house (erm, is he looking for a maid?), and at the same time, know about music and the arts like his mom. And most of all, be filial (filial is a word I hear a lot among the Chinese).
(Excerpts from an article published in Singapore Straits Times today that had me ROFL.)
Now, there is this guy who hates Jay Chou. To quote him (my side comments included):
I hate Jay Chou.
There, I said it. And I'll say it again: I. Hate. Jay. Chou. How do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.
I hate how every girl gushes about how great his songs are when he simply mumbles through them. (Oh now I know why it's difficult to sing his songs! Because I pronounce each word properly when he just mumbles them!)
I hate how they say he is the cutest thing on two feet when he is plainly an average looker. (Okay, I'm a fan but I'm an objective one and yeah... to some people, Jie Lun is average. Hey, you should have seen him five years ago and average is an understatement.)
And I hate how they swoon about how talented he is, which invariably
revolves around how he can play a couple of musical instruments and
also twirl the nunchakus. (Well, name me popstars who can play those musical instruments and the nunchakus? I didn't even include the basketball and some other random props he uses. Sireeet?)
